"Twilight (n) - A depressed girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog."
True. True.
XD
I hated Bella from the first time I "HEARD" about her.
And I hate it most when girls FANTASIES of being the bimbo Bella. Why would you want to be a BIMBO like her who CANNOT MAKE UP HER bloody mind whether to be a necrophile or to have beast sex! XD
The whole Twilight saga, personally, is a JOKE.. It should be made in a soft core porn instead of a movie for teenagers.