Epic Quotes

"In IP Man 2, they show how IP Man creates his IP address."

"Did you know Tom Cruise owns the biggest cruise in the world? And Taylor Swift was a tailor? She sews very fast."

Mr. Tan Meng Yoe

"If you're shy (to Levi), then I am Virgin Mary."

Ms. Suhana

Haha!

CELCOM SUCKS!

A LOT OF HAPPY THINGS HAPPENING. EPIC QUOTES.

BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

I NEED TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT CELCOM!

THEY CLAIM THEY ARE THE FASTEST BROADBAND NETWORK.

THEY LIED!

IT IS TAKING ME MORE THAN 15 MINUTES TO ATTACH ONE NINTH OF A FILE.

AND IT IS MY PRESENTATION FOR TOMORROW.

THE ONLY TIME I HAD TO DO MY PRESENTATION SLIDES WERE AFTER 6 PM AND IT SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ME 10 - 15 MINUTES TO DO IT.

BUT BECAUSE OF THIS BROADNARROWBAND LIAR, I SPENT NINE FUCKING HOURS AT IT!

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO EMAIL IT OUT SINCE 6 SOMETHING!

SHIT. I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. IT IS WORST BECAUSE IT IS THAT TIME OF THE FUCKING MONTH!

ARGH!? IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES AND I'VE MANAGED TO ATTACH 1/9 OF THE FUCKING FILE???

OH. MY. GOD! WHY IS CELCOM SUCH BUTTFACE LIAR?

LATELY, I HADN'T BEEN RESTING ENOUGH AND HADN'T BEEN GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP. I PLANNED TO SLEEP AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT AND WAKE UP AT 10 TOMORROW BUT AT THE FUCKING RATE I AM FUCKING GOING, IT WON'T HAPPEN. I WILL END UP FEELING RESTLESS AND TIRED!

I FUCKING HATE CELCOM!

I LOST MY PATIENCE. I LOST MY NICENESS AND TOLERANCE. CELCOM SHOULD RECONSIDER. THEY SHOULD JUST PROMOTE THEMSELVES AS THE SLOWEST BROADBAND SERVICE IN MALAYSIA!

NINE FUCKING HOURS SINCE I'VE TRIED ATTACHING ONE MISERABLE FILE!

FUCK! CELCOM SHOULD JUST STOP THEIR BROADBAND SERVICES.

THE REASON WHY I AM TYPING IN CAPS IS BECAUSE I AM FEELING SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW! AND I AM FEELING CRANKY AND TIRED BUT I HAVE TO SEND THIS FUCKING FILE BEFORE 6.30 AM SO MY TEAMMATE COULD JUST EDIT IT FOR ME AND THEN PROCESS THE SLIDES.

I HATE CELCOM. OFFICIALLY.

The other day, I thought, as long as I have the Internet, I will be fine but then tonight when I needed the fast connection the most, it bail on me. FUCK!

Celcom is NOT STUDENT FRIENDLY. They RUIN students. Because of their SUCKY CONNECTION, students cannot do research OR handing their presentation/assignments ON TIME.

How To Train Your Dragon

Is a nice movie. It is super cute!

Toothless the Night Fury is soooo cute. He reminds me of a CAT and Stitch!

More later :D

Most Romantic Video (On My List)

I love this song and video.

Romantic Love Song

FROM LA TO ROME by Chester See

I love this song.

It is the MOST romantic love song I've heard lately compared to the crap I listen to on the radio nowadays.

Can't post the video on since my fucking Celcom Broadband is giving me problems.

From My Eyes

Yesterday, I saw something which made me feel more hatred towards our Malay girls. I am a Malay, too, but I tend to have this prejudice against some of them.

Why?

Those people I meant, are the most biggest hypocrites ever on the face of the Earth.

How?

Yesterday, I saw this girl, wearing a hijjab but was wearing extremely tight jeans and tight shirt and rubbing herself against her boyfriends. Not only that, from how I look at her, if I were to tell her, "Jom, pergi makan nasi ayam di kedai Cina tue..." (Come, let's have chicken rice at that Chinese shop), she'd be all grossed out or will say things like, "Tak halal lah." (But it's not halal).

Hello, if you are so concerned about eating at a Chinese shop where there is possible pork or lard, why are you not concerned about touching a guy without any marital tie? If you are so concerned about places to eat or the meat you eat, why are you not concerned about how you dressed?

Or, if you are so concerned about being in a church or a house with a cross... are you weak in holding on to your faith?

I cannot stand people that way. There is a person I know, he is WORSE than the girls I don't like or any narrow-minded Malay that I don't like. I feel offended with the criticism he made towards the Christians or the Chinese because before my Mum married my Dad, she was an Anglican Christian and a Chinese. So is she as bad as he think most Christians and Chinese are?

Personally, I would prefer making friends with Christians and the Chinese. They are very open minded people and they respect us (if we respect them, too).

The people whom I describe, are just aloof and has no sense of respect towards other people... Did they know that it was also the Chinese who brought in Islam to Tanah Melayu? The Malays were still chasing pigs in the cave.

I was once asked to my face, why don't I wear a hijjab on my head. My answer was simply this;- I know I am not a very good person. I am still committing sins as I move along. I don't want to end up a hypocrite at the end of the day.

Just like the other day, the Valentine's Day hotel raids. They showed FOUR GIRLS wearing a hijjab, HIDING their faces, sitting in the cell. So, is that a good making as a Muslim?

Enough about people, now about what other people have been saying...

A few nights ago, I went out with my housemate to Midvalley and we used a cab to go. From Section 17 to Midvalley would be RM14.40 by meter but by taxi drivers who want to take advantage, they'd charge RM25 to RM30.

When I was telling someone about it, they were ranting about how this taxi driver tried to get RM40 from him just because he was at KLCC and wants to go to Jaya One. He used a metered cab and it only cost RM20. What was the taximan's reason, road is jam.

Hello, that is the use of a meter! Now there is a sign on the taxi saying that HAGGLING is prohibited. Yet, some of these taxi drivers take advantage on their potential customers.

Stupid idiots.

Anyway. I took a picture from my window today.

I like the rays coming down from the clouds. I rearranged my room again today because I needed wind to come in. As I was clearing up the mess in my room, I looked outside the window and then knew I HAD to take a picture of the sunset.

Earlier in the day, Imran and I didn't turn up for the talk on broadcasting because we were having TOO MUCH fun in the library discussing our Creative Thinking presentation on how to find solutions to certain road offenses.

We were laughing and coming up with CRAZY ideas. We were BRAINSTORMING and there was ONE sentence popping in and out of my mind, "Your ideas can be as crazy as possible." (Mr. Lawrence).

We went crazy alright, from spikes to Pokemons. It was that crazy!

What matters is, we had fun in the library. Psst, our library is awesome because we are allowed to make noise there ;)

More later. I might need to rant soon since I am PMS-ing :(

Clumsiness

No wonder I've been clumsy.

Yes, it is THAT time of the month. Hence the anger and the angst lately.

Currently, waiting for my sister to log onto Skype.

Owh, yeah, I actually closed the door onto my thumb today. Sickening, right? Now, my RIGHT thumb is sore, numb and... swollen. *sighs*

Whatever Things

Isk! I am feeling so fed up!

Gah!

It was so hot last night, I could feel myself sweat! Damn.

I want air con installed in this house!

Lai Yee and I are preparing for a new housemate who will be coming in April. The new girl will be sharing rooms with her and now she is getting all ranty because of it. I'd do the same because the room is EXTREMELY small.

Celcom Broadband, FUCK YOU!

Rants and More Rants

To anyone who've thought that Sarawak is NOTHING, think twice. I swear you are wrong. Sarawak is my homeland. I love my homeland. I may build a house somewhere outside Sarawak but Sarawak will ALWAYS be my home. Criticise all you like. You conclude my judgement. You're just jealous that we exist!

I just had to rant that out.

Today, Mr. Lawrence made me feel good about my decision... yes, in some occasion, running away may be the best option.

*sighs* I am giving myself a chance to start anew.

More later.

Case Of The Missing Adidas Shoes

Tonight. This made me laugh like crazy.

This is a conversation between my Mum and me tonight.

Mum : Ja! Did you take Athena's Adidas shoes?

Me : (shocked) Adidas shoes? NO. Why?

Mum : We can't find her shoes.

Me : Where did you people last put it?

Mum : In Nuril's room on the table. You sure you didn't take any box?

Me : No. The only box I brought home to PJ was the box with Aunty Mimi's present for me!

Mum : Hmm. Nevermind then. I'll go find of it.

Me : Okay.

*hangs up* A few minutes later, again my Mum called.

Mum : Ja! We found it.

Me : (laughs) WHAT?? WHERE?

Mum : Under Nuril's bed!

Me : HA?? How did it end up under the bed??

Mum : This has to be something between the mother, the aunty and she herself!

Me : Huh! I won't be surprise she herself is the little culprit! Knowing her, she will PLAY with it and then FORGETS where she PUT it.

Mum : Yalah! (laughs) Okay. Just called to tell you that.

Me : Okay. Eh, Mummy! What Adidas shoe did you get for her?

Mum : The Adidas shoes that looked like her Little Bobboy.

Me : Little Bob Dog?

Mum : Ya, that one!

Me : Ooo! CUTE!!

Mum : Ya, it is nice. Okay lah.

Me : Okay. Bye.

Mum : Bye.

*hangs up*

My conclusion? Between the niece and her grandmother... that niece of mine can drive anyone up the wall BUT...

No matter how hard you day was earlier on, when you see that NAUGHTY FACE. That could all make the frustrations and anger go away. Today was a good day for me compared to yesterday or even last week.

Athena:- Goddess of War Strategies and Wisdom.

But Puteri Athena Maimunah is just all war strategies and warfare but not much wisdom. Her wisdom is only in her naughtiness.

Anyways, Athena is very close to my Dad. He is everything to her, vice versa. Why not? With Grandpa around, I can do anything! Athena is naughty that way but her table manners? She is VERY good. She can sit down properly without making much fuss (unless she is sleepy or cranky). She doesn't scream or show tantrum in public. Overall, she is a good girl.

BUT WHEN SHE HAS ICE-CREAM AFTER 8.30. Be prepare to sweat. That little thing won't keep still. She gets hyper. That is why whenever we go out, she is ALWAYS in her stroller. If we let her loose, that will mean running around like chicken with the head cut off!

She is fun that way but I am amazed that she maybe only a year and a half, she behaves BETTER than a 4 year old...

Most of all, I am still amazed at her for what she did when I went to meet them at KLIA when they last came. She was holding hands with my sister and my Dad but when she saw me, she let go of their hands and ran towards me with her arms wide open.

The first thing I said was, "Sayang Athena, sayang Athena" and what did she do? She kissed me on the cheeks!

Athena, to me, is amazing in many ways. Some people might think I am being biased or just exaggerating because she is my niece, I am not. She is just Athena. She NEVER fail to amuse me with the crazy little thing she does. LIKE, when she sees me on my laptop and she will start pointing at the webcam. Yes. She, just like my younger sister, likes to camwhore!

LOL.

I could go on but my brain is lagging as I type this. Haha.

Good night.

No Use For a Blog Title

I seriously don't know what to blog about but I want that yellow (American Shorthair) kitten I saw that day.

Also, today, I found out that I will be getting more new housemates. I hope they are as crazy as Lai Yee and I. Vince will be coming back in April.

It was nice yesterday but today, its been a bitch. It is damn hot. I wished it would rain more. But according to Lai Yee this morning, it rained at midnight. I was already dead to the world since I couldn't go online. It was just too slow. It pisses me off.

Meh!

Epic Mr. Tan Meng Yoe Quotes

"Anybody can be Akon; just keep smacking it."

Haha. Yes, my lecturer actually said that in class today. That man is awesome. Some people might not like him though because he can get really frank and sarcastic but people like those just need more than a dose of sense of humour.

I'm Hating It

I hate to get DIARRHEA!

IT SUCKS.

*sighs* I feel like vomiting everything I ate today!

On the happier side, I wished Bookstore Xcess has the book I want instead of the books I want to burn!

Why can't kids these days read real stuff... or if they want fantasy, they read things by Neil Gaiman... Things that DO NOT promote necrophilia or paedophilia.

I think I need to stop. My eyes are getting too heavy and I am still feeling sick. Argh. Hope I will be well by tomorrow.

You'll Never Walk Alone

"It's easy to support a team when in glory but to support a team when in struggle; it shows your character. "

Yes. We Kopites live by that.

In life, you win a little and you lose a little. I noticed, SOME people support a team because they are always winning. They don't always lose but when they start losing, they boycott that particular team to support the winning team. I hate that kind of people. They only pick a team who wins.

Life, it is not always about winning and I learnt it the hard way.

That is why I LOYALLY support Liverpool. The KOPITES often come up with quotes like the above. It is okay to lose. When I was in St. Mary's many years ago, when we lost that choral speaking competition, I remember what our principal told us, "It is okay, girls. We lost GRACEFULLY." When I was 16, honestly, I did not embrace the meaning but as I got older, I did. No matter how hard we tried or practised, win or lose, it is a different story. What matters, at least, we tried our best and losing isn't about being a loser forever.

Nevermind, MU fans, go ahead AND CELEBRATE but victory WON'T be yours forever. No doubt you had legacies like Cantona or Beckham. You've got Owen the traitor. Rooney won't last long, not even Ferdinand.

Today, you shall laugh gaily and celebrate like leaping leprachauns. Tomorrow? You might even lose to the worst team. Nothing last forever. Not even victory.

What makes me angry at matches like this, MU fans (especially), when they lose, they accuse luck is on the other teams' side when they didn't play well. When they win, they start prancing around like My Little Ponies telling the other team's supporter that their teams suck.

Yes, I am angry at people like that. It is just ONE MATCH for crying out loud.

Congratulations, MU (to both team and fans). To the fans, don't start bragging in front of me or I might snap at you. I don't deal with bragging people too well.

You'll Never Walk Alone~

Rants

St. Patrick's Day was the worse day ever for me.

FUCK!

Theme Song : Under Pressure

Mm ba ba de

Um bum ba de

Um bu bu bum da de

Pressure pushing down on me

Pressing down on you no man ask for

Under pressure - that burns a building down

Splits a family in two

Puts people on streets

Um ba ba be

Um ba ba be

De day da

Ee day da - that's o.k.

It's the terror of knowing

What this world is about

Watching some good friends

Screaming 'Let me out'

Pray tomorrow - gets me higher

Pressure on people - people on streets

Day day de mm hm

Da da da ba ba

O.k.

Chippin' around - kick my brains around the floor

These are the days it never rains but it pours

Ee do ba be

Ee da ba ba ba

Um bo bo

Be lap

People on streets - ee da de da de

People on streets - ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing

What this world is about

Watching some good friends

Screaming 'Let me out'

Pray tomorrow - gets me higher high high

Pressure on people - people on streets

Turned away from it all like a blind man

Sat on a fence but it don't work

Keep coming up with love

but it's so slashed and torn

Why - why - why ?

Love love love love love

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking

Can't we give ourselves one more chance

Why can't we give love that one more chance

Why can't we give love give love give love give love

give love give love give love give love give love

'Cause love's such an old fashioned word

And love dares you to care for

The people on the edge of the night

And love dares you to change our way of

Caring about ourselves

This is our last dance

This is ourselves

Under pressure

Under pressure

Pressure

(Under Pressure by Queen feat David Bowie)

I had never. In my life, felt so much pressure. I feel like killing someone. I feel like jumping off the building.

I HATE MY LIFE sometimes.. but, as Queen say, "Inside my heart is breaking, my make up may be flaking but my smile still stays on..."

Really feel like SCREAMING!

Lecturers Of The Year

If I were to rate top three lecturers of IACT, I would sound bias but then this is honesty.

NUMBER 3 : Mr. Tan Meng Yoe

He is our Mass Communication lecturer. He is NOTORIOUS for his Ah Beng jokes and his cynical thoughts about our "neighbour" :) Our class is always noisy when he is teaching. Personally, the one thing I find about Mr. Tan awesome is he reminds me of many people I know back home in Kuching and my elder sister would consider him a good friends because he loves GRAPHIC NOVEL - to be exact, Superman.

EPIC WIN QUOTE: "If I make a joke, and you guys don't laugh, I will deduct 5% from your assignment marks." (OF COURSE HE WAS JOKING!)

* * * * *

NUMBER 2 : Ms. Suhana

She is our Presentation Skills lecturer. Ms. Su, somehow, has a lot of interesting opinion about anything under the sun. She is very interesting. Again, she reminds me of a friend from back home, how happened to be a Sarawakian newspaper editor. She maybe our lecturer, but she is often seen at the mamak with the students. Also, Ms. Su has plenty of epic win quotes but I can't remember all, except, ONE..

EPIC WIN QUOTE: "Are you registered to vote? If you are not, then you trust the government. So, don't complain when the price of petrol going up!"

* * * * *

NUMBER 1 : Mr. Lawrence

Your first impression when he walks into Creative Thinking would be, "Old man. He might be boring." He wouldn't be boring if I put him at number one now, would I? Contrary to how we look at him, Mr. Lawrence is AWESOME. He is very open with us all. He treats us like adults. My sisters would love him if he were to teach them. He, at times, remind me of my Dad.

EPIC WIN QUOTE: "If I'm the second ugliest man in this world, who is the ugliest man? Lim Kok Wing."

* * * * *

I compare my IACT lecturers with my SEGi College lecturers. Oh. My. GOD! BIG DIFFERENCE! I got this cultural shock and it hit me like a heatwave!

When I was in SEGi, I was nothing but miserable. Not only the subjects were dry as overtoasted bread, the lecturer delivered the subject monotonously.

Forget about SUCKS (SEGi University College Kuching, Sarawak)

Anyway, there was something on the roof, I freaked out, I just had to close my window! -_-" Scratching and weird sounds. Now, my room is hot like a sauna room :(

Presentation Skills Today

On the happier side;-

Jason, Jane, Fatihah, Kelvin, Chian and I did a presentation on, "Is Rap Music A Form of Torture?"

It was cool! We enjoyed it.

ALTHOUGH it was kinda last minute when yours truly came late due to stupid chores and was feeling quite sickly this morning.

Next presentation, I will be joining Jared, Syaf, Imran and Joey (who is still on the waiting list). LOL!

Angst

I am in class. Break time now.. Not my usual self at the moment. I was angry since this morning due to SOME PROBLEM CAUSED BY SOMEONE.

IRONICALLY, I am in Creative Thinking classes where we learn about PROBLEM SOLVING. At this moment, I CANNOT even think of solving my problems because the person who I have to brainstorm with just won't accept the fact that life isn't ALWAYS that easy and when I look at ALL OUR PROBLEMS, it is ALWAYS ONE-SIDED. I am being depended on and it is ANNOYING... while the other person is doing practically NOTHING, I get blamed when things don't happen the way that person want me to.

It is pretty much obvious that I am in a bad mood now but then, this is usual for me, I smile it off, pretending NOTHING is wrong with me when deep within me, it is raining.

Hm.

Will blog later when I am feeling happier.

Nyawaku Angol Gila

I need to rant. I do better in my mother tongue. Sorry.

Mood aku nak ngereco. Aku gik sik puas ati ngan orang egh. Kepak dah nyawa aku nak ngerja menatang di kerja aku, sampei pedas asa mataku! Bukan sekadar pedeh jak. Dah lah aku sik puas ati ngan orang YA yang mala jak asa dirik nya bagus glak. Sikpa, aku tok penageh dadah tek nak?! Mok Mak Bapak aku tauk aku pandei nuntum! Sik kdak nya. Kecut jobo nak mokok depan mak, kakak ngan abang nya! Nak anok aku polah jaek. Bagei lah kau sikda jaek. Padah jak ngan semua orang, seluroh dunia skali k? Aku tok maen dadah. AKU CABAR KAU, CHECK DARAH AKU, CHECK KEMEH AKU. ADA SIK SISA DADAH PUKIMAK YA LAM BADAN AKU?

Dolok bukan maen gik nak ngakuk aku best friend kau tapi dah kau palat aku kdak ya glak egh, tiada maaf bagi mu! Aku ingga ngan manusia kdak kau egh. Nangga kesalahan orang laen pandei, nangga kesalahan dirik mpun, membuta babi jak. Nak anok orang munafik, dirik mpun sik nangga dirik mpun lam cermin!

Aku pandei kesian ngan kau dowh. Kau nak mengagong agongkan orang yang sebenarnya sik suka ngan kau. Kau ingat cdak suka ngan kau. Sorry to say, sikda cdak suka ngan kau. Mun sik segal aku, sikda cdak tauk kewujudan kau ya. Bukannya aku nak kakar hal bagus aku tapi realiti nya nak, kau sik patut nangga kesalahan aku sorang. Kau nangga lah kesalahan kau mpun skali.

Nuril was right. Some of my friends are anal! My Kuching friends are the most ANAL group of people! I have some pretty awesome friends but those annoyingly critical about other people other than themselves are getting on my nerves. Owh, those who are full of themselves, I mean. Looking at the flaws of others but their own!

I think I should hit the sacks. Thinking of those people pisses me off!

Taking Easy The Hard Way

FUCKING HELL!

YES, I shall start my blog with that. Why did I say it?

I am kinda annoyed. I decided to do Queen Latifah, not only because I love that woman but I thought she was easy to vector.

I

was

damn

wrong!!!

I was taking the easy path the hard way!

Only good thing is, she is challenging. I like her. I mean, vectorising her. She is challenging. Syafiq taught us the short cut way but I thought, "What if Mr. Low make us do vector as an exam? Better do it the hard way."

I decided to struggle with all these although I could easily cheated BECAUSE practise makes perfect AND I want to PROVE to some hypocrite that he is not as good as he thought he is. I want to prove to him that I work better with computer graphics when he's been going around telling people I suck at Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator.

At least, I don't go under the wing of Kuku Besi to show off. What is the point of manipulating pictures only without the ability to create pictures and be humble about it? ANYONE could manipulate pictures. I want to CREATE pictures. Manipulation is only an extra. I prefer pictures to be SLIGHTLY manipulated only to enhance the colour and sharpen the image.

What is more important, I want to create.

Anyway, this is past lesson. SOME people always claim that his/her work is ORIGINAL but I learnt (many thanks to Mr. Lawrence, my Creative Thinking lecturer) that there is NO SUCH THING AS ORIGINAL WORK. Somehow, any idea could be improvised from the so-called original idea.

Yes. I am annoyed. The more I see that person showing off via Facebook, it pisses me off.

Anyway, it is DAY 2 since I tackled Queen Latifah and my eyes sting. Bad. I think I should stop. Tomorrow, I got to be in the college before 11. Ugh. The thought of walking for 20 minutes and sweating like a fucking pig when I get there is... UGHH!!

Life's unfair but ... owh well, like how King Lear put it, "I shall be the pattern of all patience."

Who knows, at the end of the day, I benefit. I might lose weight :D

Missing In Action

I will be missing in action for the time being.

SORRRRYYY!!

Vector is killing my brain cells.

Decided to do Q**** L****** :)

Haunted by Boyzone

Today, I went to Ikea with my Mum, sisters and Athena. As we were walking, I heard Ronan's voice singing BETTER. I started giggling and then sang along.

Then they played ANOTHER BOYZONE song. Haha. Most of the time I was there, they played Boyzone songs. Hahah. I LOVE IKEA.

I love Boyzone. Still. Heheh!

A LoL Moment

What is my comment on a Fan Page like that? FAIL. The English sucks. We Sarawakian Lives In City!! Not Jungle People!! Wake Up Peepz!!? I would say, We Sarawakians live in the city. Not in the jungle, people!! Jee. And I think the person who came up with that group is the kind of person who cannot accept sarcasm or be sarcastic because instead of being offended by insults saying we Sarawakians live in the jungle. We should be proud because JUNGLES equal trees. Trees mean OXYGEN. Or, the fact, our buildings are concrete trees.

Jee. Why can't people give it a rest already? Why make a big fuss over we Sarawakians living in the jungle instead of other people not looking at us as a Malaysian state?

My God. WE DO TECHNICALLY LIVE IN THE JUNGLE. CONCRETE JUNGLE, YO!

Idiot!