People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Within Rage
Endlessly yearning for happiness,
Yet the thought of blood comes to mind,
I despise you for the damages you've done to my life,
I want so bad to spit into your face,
Tell you how much I hate you on sight,
And how I compare you with filth;
You thought you are dominate,
But my dear, you messed with my vengeance,
You messed with my hatred towards you,
That was a brave but lethal move you made,
Think I am going to keep quite?
Think again,
Time will be the Judge,
You will suffer,
That I promise you.
Yet the thought of blood comes to mind,
I despise you for the damages you've done to my life,
I want so bad to spit into your face,
Tell you how much I hate you on sight,
And how I compare you with filth;
You thought you are dominate,
But my dear, you messed with my vengeance,
You messed with my hatred towards you,
That was a brave but lethal move you made,
Think I am going to keep quite?
Think again,
Time will be the Judge,
You will suffer,
That I promise you.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Envy
I understand why some people are making up stories about me. They are jealous over the fact that I am happy with how my life is and also they are jealous that I got what they want without even knowing it.
I don't care what people say about me but the sad part is the people who are making stories about me are those who I thought I could trust.
I regret being too trustful. I especially hate it when I am being talked about because of one thing when the person talking doesn't realise her/his own flaws.
OWH WELL! What to do? Hypocrites!
I don't care what people say about me but the sad part is the people who are making stories about me are those who I thought I could trust.
I regret being too trustful. I especially hate it when I am being talked about because of one thing when the person talking doesn't realise her/his own flaws.
OWH WELL! What to do? Hypocrites!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Food For Thought
Better to be an obvious sinner than pretending to be a saint!
You got to admit that. If you are pretending to be a saint, then, you are nothing but a hypocrite. Why criticisize other people when you are hiding something from other people?
Monday, June 15, 2009
Too Good To Be True
I've got questions.
How would YOU feel if the person you have been defending all this while claims that she/he hates you because of a very small thing...?
... or
How would YOU feel if the person you trust most backstabs you by telling some of your secrets to other people and add more fake details to that story...?
... or
How would YOU feel if you tell others that your friend is doing things they are not supposed to but you are also doing the same, if not, only worse...?
... or
How would YOU feel if the person you thought was your good friend is only taking advantage on you...?
Think about it.
Is that the marking of a good friend? Is that what friends are supposed to do towards each other?
Nope.
Befriend, yes. Trust, no.
That shows how DISAPPOINTED I am to some so-called friends I've got. To think I told her she is a good person. Bloody hell. It's been a few days since I've been sore about it all. But, since she is the girlfriend of a very close friend, I have to keep my tongue from being a bit too direct.
How would YOU feel if the person you have been defending all this while claims that she/he hates you because of a very small thing...?
... or
How would YOU feel if the person you trust most backstabs you by telling some of your secrets to other people and add more fake details to that story...?
... or
How would YOU feel if you tell others that your friend is doing things they are not supposed to but you are also doing the same, if not, only worse...?
... or
How would YOU feel if the person you thought was your good friend is only taking advantage on you...?
Think about it.
Is that the marking of a good friend? Is that what friends are supposed to do towards each other?
Nope.
Befriend, yes. Trust, no.
That shows how DISAPPOINTED I am to some so-called friends I've got. To think I told her she is a good person. Bloody hell. It's been a few days since I've been sore about it all. But, since she is the girlfriend of a very close friend, I have to keep my tongue from being a bit too direct.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Just A Thought
Why calling others a 'show-off' when you know that you are actually jealous of that person?
:D
Why INSTIGATE others about something when you know that you were interested in the same thing the other person was interested in?
DEDICATED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE!
NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS IN DENIAL FOR KIASU-ISM!
:D
Why INSTIGATE others about something when you know that you were interested in the same thing the other person was interested in?
DEDICATED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE!
NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS IN DENIAL FOR KIASU-ISM!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Random Deliria : Muhammad Nur Hakeem
You ready for some questions that you barely find in other surveys?
- absolutely
What comes to mind when I say 69?
- *ahem*
Is there a person that you can go to in sweats, hair a mess, and still feel comfy?
- yeap
Do you like where you live?
- yes actually. in Kuching and KL.
Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
- YES.
What do you have pierced on you?
- 3 pairs.
Do you blow dry your hair?
- nope. towel dry
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- Akim and his Mum
Who knows your secrets?
- PEOPLE I ACTUALLY TRUST... PEOPLE WHO WON'T TALK BEHIND MY BACK OR REVEAL MY SECRETS TO OTHER PEOPLE!
Can you see a stuffed animal from where you're sitting?
- nope
Do you straighten your hair?
- nope
Has a good friendship ended recently that you wish had not?
- NO. they werent good to begin with.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
- yeah :">
How old will you be in 4 years?
- 29 years old.
What were you doing 5 hours ago?
- sitting in the plane
Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
- YES :D
What's wrong with you right now?
- nothing. i just super miss Akim :(
Was today a good day?
- reasonable
Will tomorrow be?
- hope so.
Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
- nope
Have you ever had a garage sale?
- nope
What is the last beverage you had?
- water and Sprite
Are you happy right now?
- not very.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
- nope
Last person you texted?
- Akim
Called?
- Akim
Do you like being home alone?
- not all the time
When was the last time you smiled?
- a few minutes ago
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
- my pain and my pleasure. HAHAHAHAHA!! he is my boyfriend
Does it bother you when people spell/type your name incorrectly?
- yes. i am JASIMA NOT JASMINA or JASMIN... and MY NAME HAS A DASH! NO DASH, NOT MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
- Akim
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn't?
- YES! A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY.
Have you ever cried over a text?
- yeah
Will you be in a relationship in the next month?
- yeap
Do you have anything that belongs to a partner or an ex partner?
- yeah. i burnt my ex-partner's stuff though. may he burn in Hell like how i burnt his stuff.
Think back 5 months ago, were you single?
- nope.
What's your newest text message?
- NOSY!
When was the last time you cried?
- yesterday. i was emo
Do you argue with people often?
- not really..
Drifting away from anyone?
- yeah but good thing, too
What would you say if someone told you they were in love with your brother?
- "I don't have a brother!"
Have you hugged anyone in the past 72 hours?
- Juliana. Serena. Akim.
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
- yesterday xD
Last night did you go to sleep smiling?
- nope
If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, what would you say?
- nothing but smile and kiss him on the lips and hug him and wont let go :) and probably cry :D
What exactly did you drink the last time you were intoxicated?
- Absolut Raspberri but i was more horny than anything else xD i dont get drunk easily though.
Have you ever had a school picture turn out absolutely dreadful?
- YES.
Who was the last person to get on your nerves? What was he/she doing?
- SOMEONE. for being a jerk.
Does it bother you when you text somebody and they take forever to respond?
- YES
Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
- my parents and sister
Have you ever fallen asleep texting someone?
- yeap
Have you ever lost a close friend?
- yeah
Do you act differently around the person you like?
- nope
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
- yeah. i dated an a**hole for 3 years though. sad but true.
When's the last time you ran?
- earlier on at KLIA
Who were you dating 4 months ago?
- Akim
Who's shoulder did you last cry on?
- Akim's
Boyfriend :
- Muhammad Nur Hakeem :)
- absolutely
What comes to mind when I say 69?
- *ahem*
Is there a person that you can go to in sweats, hair a mess, and still feel comfy?
- yeap
Do you like where you live?
- yes actually. in Kuching and KL.
Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
- YES.
What do you have pierced on you?
- 3 pairs.
Do you blow dry your hair?
- nope. towel dry
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- Akim and his Mum
Who knows your secrets?
- PEOPLE I ACTUALLY TRUST... PEOPLE WHO WON'T TALK BEHIND MY BACK OR REVEAL MY SECRETS TO OTHER PEOPLE!
Can you see a stuffed animal from where you're sitting?
- nope
Do you straighten your hair?
- nope
Has a good friendship ended recently that you wish had not?
- NO. they werent good to begin with.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
- yeah :">
How old will you be in 4 years?
- 29 years old.
What were you doing 5 hours ago?
- sitting in the plane
Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
- YES :D
What's wrong with you right now?
- nothing. i just super miss Akim :(
Was today a good day?
- reasonable
Will tomorrow be?
- hope so.
Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
- nope
Have you ever had a garage sale?
- nope
What is the last beverage you had?
- water and Sprite
Are you happy right now?
- not very.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
- nope
Last person you texted?
- Akim
Called?
- Akim
Do you like being home alone?
- not all the time
When was the last time you smiled?
- a few minutes ago
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
- my pain and my pleasure. HAHAHAHAHA!! he is my boyfriend
Does it bother you when people spell/type your name incorrectly?
- yes. i am JASIMA NOT JASMINA or JASMIN... and MY NAME HAS A DASH! NO DASH, NOT MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
- Akim
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn't?
- YES! A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY.
Have you ever cried over a text?
- yeah
Will you be in a relationship in the next month?
- yeap
Do you have anything that belongs to a partner or an ex partner?
- yeah. i burnt my ex-partner's stuff though. may he burn in Hell like how i burnt his stuff.
Think back 5 months ago, were you single?
- nope.
What's your newest text message?
- NOSY!
When was the last time you cried?
- yesterday. i was emo
Do you argue with people often?
- not really..
Drifting away from anyone?
- yeah but good thing, too
What would you say if someone told you they were in love with your brother?
- "I don't have a brother!"
Have you hugged anyone in the past 72 hours?
- Juliana. Serena. Akim.
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
- yesterday xD
Last night did you go to sleep smiling?
- nope
If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, what would you say?
- nothing but smile and kiss him on the lips and hug him and wont let go :) and probably cry :D
What exactly did you drink the last time you were intoxicated?
- Absolut Raspberri but i was more horny than anything else xD i dont get drunk easily though.
Have you ever had a school picture turn out absolutely dreadful?
- YES.
Who was the last person to get on your nerves? What was he/she doing?
- SOMEONE. for being a jerk.
Does it bother you when you text somebody and they take forever to respond?
- YES
Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
- my parents and sister
Have you ever fallen asleep texting someone?
- yeap
Have you ever lost a close friend?
- yeah
Do you act differently around the person you like?
- nope
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
- yeah. i dated an a**hole for 3 years though. sad but true.
When's the last time you ran?
- earlier on at KLIA
Who were you dating 4 months ago?
- Akim
Who's shoulder did you last cry on?
- Akim's
Boyfriend :
- Muhammad Nur Hakeem :)
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Getting Over With Things
When I think about it, I regret becoming too trusting towards people. At the end of the bloody day, I am the one who get backstabbed. I am the one who becomes the bad guy.
What the hell?
After all I've done for them, I don't even get a thank you. Instead I get slanders and lies about me.
Some people, when I tell them a secret, they go around telling people about it. That is sick, man. Really. Why can't you shut your fucking noise hole?
When people admit they don't trust you, you will be the ones screaming and yelling about how pathetic your life is.. people don't trust you and whatever. It is all because of your own flaws.
What the hell?
After all I've done for them, I don't even get a thank you. Instead I get slanders and lies about me.
Some people, when I tell them a secret, they go around telling people about it. That is sick, man. Really. Why can't you shut your fucking noise hole?
When people admit they don't trust you, you will be the ones screaming and yelling about how pathetic your life is.. people don't trust you and whatever. It is all because of your own flaws.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Creatures Called Human Beings
Well. In past, I've seen enough betrayals to cause me, hatred towards people.
It's disappointing how even friends can betray each other. Making up stories about another person. Or telling people one thing but doing another thing contrary to what they recommend. It's ANNOYING.
Naturally, people like that ALWAYS think they are correct when they are not. When they are proven wrong, they still insist on being correct.
It's weird people like that exist.
Honestly, I would rather own a two-headed snake or a hyena than to know a two-faced human.
Owh well.
I find it amazing such people are willing to tell lies or make up stories about another person like what happened 8 years ago. I am not going to tell what actually happened currently because a few people might find all means and ways to DENY everything. After all, I know my flaws, I am NOT like them. I am not one to think I am perfect.
Anyway, 8 years ago... I was betrayed by my own cousin. We went to the same driving school. She was a year older than me. So, we took our driver's test together and I SPECIFICALLY TOLD HER, "If you are NOT confident with the way I taught you, DO NOT USE THAT WAY." She first claimed that she wasn't confident. So, I told her, NOT TO USE IT.
During her test, she used the way I taught her. She failed. And guess what? I got blamed! Fucking bitch! Then, she took most of my friends away from me. What the hell?
Almost the same thing happened to me this year. Only my so-called friend go around telling people I was on drugs and I drink. I admit, I drink. My parents know I drink. At least, I don't hide behind them when I drink alcohol. Too bad, I am such a good secret keeper, even if my friend betray me, his or her secrets won't be revealed. Unless he or she did something pretty unforgivable towards me. Then I shall spill the beans.
UNFORTUNATELY for those people who've made me not trust them any longer, the people they instigate knows me better than to approach me and ask me personally.
Now, people like those are friends. They approach me and ask me instead of asking others. Or instigating others or slandering me behind my back in front of others.
Even when you do know the truth about me somehow, at least, tell me or realise your own flaws. Don't think that you are perfect when you are no way near perfect.
So.
It's disappointing how even friends can betray each other. Making up stories about another person. Or telling people one thing but doing another thing contrary to what they recommend. It's ANNOYING.
Naturally, people like that ALWAYS think they are correct when they are not. When they are proven wrong, they still insist on being correct.
It's weird people like that exist.
Honestly, I would rather own a two-headed snake or a hyena than to know a two-faced human.
Owh well.
I find it amazing such people are willing to tell lies or make up stories about another person like what happened 8 years ago. I am not going to tell what actually happened currently because a few people might find all means and ways to DENY everything. After all, I know my flaws, I am NOT like them. I am not one to think I am perfect.
Anyway, 8 years ago... I was betrayed by my own cousin. We went to the same driving school. She was a year older than me. So, we took our driver's test together and I SPECIFICALLY TOLD HER, "If you are NOT confident with the way I taught you, DO NOT USE THAT WAY." She first claimed that she wasn't confident. So, I told her, NOT TO USE IT.
During her test, she used the way I taught her. She failed. And guess what? I got blamed! Fucking bitch! Then, she took most of my friends away from me. What the hell?
Almost the same thing happened to me this year. Only my so-called friend go around telling people I was on drugs and I drink. I admit, I drink. My parents know I drink. At least, I don't hide behind them when I drink alcohol. Too bad, I am such a good secret keeper, even if my friend betray me, his or her secrets won't be revealed. Unless he or she did something pretty unforgivable towards me. Then I shall spill the beans.
UNFORTUNATELY for those people who've made me not trust them any longer, the people they instigate knows me better than to approach me and ask me personally.
Now, people like those are friends. They approach me and ask me instead of asking others. Or instigating others or slandering me behind my back in front of others.
Even when you do know the truth about me somehow, at least, tell me or realise your own flaws. Don't think that you are perfect when you are no way near perfect.
So.
SHUT UP.
GROW UP
... and MOVE ON.
AND, please get a life...
GROW UP
... and MOVE ON.
AND, please get a life...
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Annoyed (PART II)
Okay, Hafiz won in AF and now, I feel like flooding MY FACEBOOK because people are fussing over him winning. So what?
If it was his relatives, I won't mind so much making a big deal out of it but seriously, people whom he does not know or thank?
Honestly, people who follow this AF so intensely should really get a frigging life. Wonder why I say so? FIRST OFF, YOUR FRIGGING LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND AF. THE PARTICIPANTS OR JUDGES DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU FUCKING EXIST! So, if the guy you are vouching for wins, celebrate a little but don't over do it. It is ANNOYING...
Gosh. If he had lost, I wonder which freak would kill him/herself tonight?
If it was his relatives, I won't mind so much making a big deal out of it but seriously, people whom he does not know or thank?
Honestly, people who follow this AF so intensely should really get a frigging life. Wonder why I say so? FIRST OFF, YOUR FRIGGING LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND AF. THE PARTICIPANTS OR JUDGES DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU FUCKING EXIST! So, if the guy you are vouching for wins, celebrate a little but don't over do it. It is ANNOYING...
Gosh. If he had lost, I wonder which freak would kill him/herself tonight?
Saturday, May 16, 2009
A Lot Of Things Annoy Me
I am annoyed at the fact that SOME people are in denial about some other people. Why should they deny truth? Why should they think what people say which is true as a threat? Stupid. Later, at the end of the day, they will get backstabbed by the people they defend but will point their fingers at the person who fall victim to the people they defended in the past...
Twilight. "Twilight is the best vampire book ever writen..." WHAT THE FUCK? NO WAY! I can't even bring myself to continue reading Bella's whining let alone watch the damn movie. It is so bloody slow. If it were to be made into a series, it would have been a TEENAGE SOAP. AND VAMPIRES DO NOT SURVIVE UNDER THE SUNLIGHT. THEY FUCKING DIE!
The other thing that annoys me is our people's annoying obsession for that Akademi Fantasia. Vote all you want. At the end of the day, they won't even THANK you, let alone acknowledge your existence... If Hafiz loses, I want to see how many Sarawakians will end up killing other people or committing suicide. I will laugh ever so hard at how ridiculous people can get if I open the papers one day reading, "FANS OF HAFIZ COMMITS SUICIDES AFTER HAFIZ'S LOST IN AF." I will definitely NOT feel any pity for those freaks (any of Hafiz's fans)
One more. Self proclaimed best friends who talk behind your back. Enough said. What is wrong in approaching me if you want to know anything about me? And FAIR WEATHERED FRIENDS. Why do you only need me when you need SOMETHING from me?
Oh God. Make all those things go away!
Twilight. "Twilight is the best vampire book ever writen..." WHAT THE FUCK? NO WAY! I can't even bring myself to continue reading Bella's whining let alone watch the damn movie. It is so bloody slow. If it were to be made into a series, it would have been a TEENAGE SOAP. AND VAMPIRES DO NOT SURVIVE UNDER THE SUNLIGHT. THEY FUCKING DIE!
The other thing that annoys me is our people's annoying obsession for that Akademi Fantasia. Vote all you want. At the end of the day, they won't even THANK you, let alone acknowledge your existence... If Hafiz loses, I want to see how many Sarawakians will end up killing other people or committing suicide. I will laugh ever so hard at how ridiculous people can get if I open the papers one day reading, "FANS OF HAFIZ COMMITS SUICIDES AFTER HAFIZ'S LOST IN AF." I will definitely NOT feel any pity for those freaks (any of Hafiz's fans)
One more. Self proclaimed best friends who talk behind your back. Enough said. What is wrong in approaching me if you want to know anything about me? And FAIR WEATHERED FRIENDS. Why do you only need me when you need SOMETHING from me?
Oh God. Make all those things go away!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
About. Twilight
I don't get it why people like the movie so much. It is too bloody slow for me. Bella bitches too much about her pathetic life.
OH. MY. GOD!
OH. MY. GOD!
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The Birth of a New Blog
I am not moving away from this one.
I started another one to put my stories and poetries in :D
Hope you enjoy it :)
I started another one to put my stories and poetries in :D
Hope you enjoy it :)
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Big Storm
Friday. There was a big storm. After that day, I solemnly swear, IF I had a choice, I will NOT drive in a storm like that ever again!
I remembered relying on the guy in front of me to lead the way. I couldn't see anything except his lights. My wipers were on maximum speed. Still I couldn't see what was in front of me except the lights of the guy in front of me that day.
There were lightning and roaring thunder.
That same day, a lamp post at Masja fell. A few trees in town snapped.
It was challenging though - seeing other cars actually stopped at the roadside waiting for the rain to stop. But I had to go home. So I went on with my journey. It was scary. But it was an experience.
That will be the one fear I should not think of overcoming. Anything could have happened that day but thank God nothing happened.
I remembered relying on the guy in front of me to lead the way. I couldn't see anything except his lights. My wipers were on maximum speed. Still I couldn't see what was in front of me except the lights of the guy in front of me that day.
There were lightning and roaring thunder.
That same day, a lamp post at Masja fell. A few trees in town snapped.
It was challenging though - seeing other cars actually stopped at the roadside waiting for the rain to stop. But I had to go home. So I went on with my journey. It was scary. But it was an experience.
That will be the one fear I should not think of overcoming. Anything could have happened that day but thank God nothing happened.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Jaja, You Better Stop xD
NO MATTER WHAT, Juliana and Serena will always be my best friends...
You two make me see the BETTER side of things.
I will always have a PICTURE OF YOU two in my heart.
Your friendship is STRONG ENOUGH to move any mountain.
No WORDS could say how much I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE ME.
Knowing you two was a MYSTICAL EXPERIENCE because among all my other friends you two are A DIFFERENT BEAT because with you two I always have a GOOD CONVERSATION.
WHILE THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY, you both made it crazier and fun.
I thank you two for that.
ISN'T IT A WONDER that we three remain good friends since school days when others drift away?
HEAVEN KNOWS where our road may take us.
But I hope, till the end of time, we will always be best friends forever because you two are ALL THAT I NEED :)
You two make me see the BETTER side of things.
I will always have a PICTURE OF YOU two in my heart.
Your friendship is STRONG ENOUGH to move any mountain.
No WORDS could say how much I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE ME.
Knowing you two was a MYSTICAL EXPERIENCE because among all my other friends you two are A DIFFERENT BEAT because with you two I always have a GOOD CONVERSATION.
WHILE THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY, you both made it crazier and fun.
I thank you two for that.
ISN'T IT A WONDER that we three remain good friends since school days when others drift away?
HEAVEN KNOWS where our road may take us.
But I hope, till the end of time, we will always be best friends forever because you two are ALL THAT I NEED :)
This happens when your best friend was a huge fan of Boyzone.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Romance Movie
Currently, I am watching HBO and the next movie is Definitely, Maybe. Here is my TOP 5 romance movies~
5) P.S I Love You
4) Definitely, Maybe
3) The Holiday
2) A Walk To Remember
1) Armageddon
There is it for you. Hahaha! I love those movies. Consider them CHICK FLICKS. (except Armageddon).. they are romance movies for crying out loud. Hahaha!
Romeo + Juliet, Titanic is just too cliche! Hahaha. Owh well.
5) P.S I Love You
4) Definitely, Maybe
3) The Holiday
2) A Walk To Remember
1) Armageddon
There is it for you. Hahaha! I love those movies. Consider them CHICK FLICKS. (except Armageddon).. they are romance movies for crying out loud. Hahaha!
Romeo + Juliet, Titanic is just too cliche! Hahaha. Owh well.
No Use For A Title
I had a conversation with Mirza (Akim's cousin) today about that bunghole. Ohhh... I like the story Mirza told me. That bunghole doesn't know what he is up against. He wants to show he cares for me still in front of his friends but what they don't know is, THE REASON why he wants to keep it cool with me.
I know the reason and I had already REVEALED it to people.
BACK STAB ME ONCE, I WILL GET BACK AT YOU WITH THE TRUTH A THOUSAND MORE TIMES...
I am simple-minded.
That bunghole talks as if he is so great when he is nothing compared to Akim. Come on. Don't ever underestimate Akim. Akim is not simple as he looks. He is more than that. I am not bragging about it but Akim is quite dangerous when it comes to provoking him.
That bunghole better not think he is tough. He is not. He talks tough but the fact is, he is not. He is a coward.
Owh well. I hope that bunghole gets himself killed somehow. He deserves it at the rate he is hurting people's feelings.
Wish him all the best.
I know the reason and I had already REVEALED it to people.
BACK STAB ME ONCE, I WILL GET BACK AT YOU WITH THE TRUTH A THOUSAND MORE TIMES...
I am simple-minded.
That bunghole talks as if he is so great when he is nothing compared to Akim. Come on. Don't ever underestimate Akim. Akim is not simple as he looks. He is more than that. I am not bragging about it but Akim is quite dangerous when it comes to provoking him.
That bunghole better not think he is tough. He is not. He talks tough but the fact is, he is not. He is a coward.
Owh well. I hope that bunghole gets himself killed somehow. He deserves it at the rate he is hurting people's feelings.
Wish him all the best.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Like A Ghost/Poltergeist, It Haunts Me
Those words. Uttered by a bastard!
"Apa faedah kitak berkawan ngan geng dak Bob ngan Boy Sibu ya? Dah lah maen dadah." (What is the point of you being friends with Bob and Boy Sibu? They are drug addicts!)
"Apa bagus glak si Aone maen dadah ya? Bukan ada hasel pun..." (Why does Aone do drugs? There isn't any benefits out of it...)
Yeah, right, Asshole... You are such a lying hypocrite. It is okay to handle a hypocrite but a LYING HYPOCRITE? That is NOT okay. Why does he make himself look superior and perfect when he, too, does drugs. Wait. ADDICT TO THOSE CRYSTAL METHS, too.
No wonder his eyes are always so yellow and lips are always so dry. He is an addict. He is a user. So, no wonder he needs money...
The other thing that makes me wonder is, why is he such a backstabber? He talks bad about his own friends behind their backs and yet he does the same thing he criticize them for doing!
And these are the friends who've covered for him! Mother fucker! I wish I could tell his family, who are blindly supporting him... HAHA! How I wish I could tell them their BELOVED SON/BROTHER/IN-LAW/STEPSON/COUSIN is a mother fucking junkie and laugh it out loud to their faces! HAHAHA! So that is where ALL HIS SO-CALLED LOTTERY MONEY went to! Huh! ASSHOLE!
Taking crystal meths via SYRINGE! Wow! How they do it? Well, they need water to dilute the crystals and fire (hence the candles). Then they inject it into their veins.
What makes me wonder is... why isn't that bastard skinny? But drugs don't effect the same way to everyone but the most obvious is his yellow eyes and dry lips.
I hope. ONE day. His secret will be revealed. Now, I know why he dreads going to the doctor. Haha! It is all in the blood stream. And hope his kidney will be damage and unrepairable.
So, if YOU don't believe me about this, if any of your friends or family even who are junkies, look at their arms and bring them for medical checkups :) The signs are all there :)
It pays to date an ex-drug lord/addict... I learn a lot of things. But I thank God that Akim doesn't do drugs anymore FOR MY SAKE and he's proven it :D Medical reports never lie. Recently, Akim went to clean his kidney... 91% clean from drugs. His drugs days are over..
Even Bob actually... he told me he wanted to change for the sake of Hazie... Aww... so sweet. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. People give the best for them but they don't appreciate.
I should be done now... I don't want to talk about that bastard anymore because SOME people would think he is NOT wrong when I know he is. Considering he is the one who wreck my livelihood. The more I think of what he did to me in the past relating to his addiction for CRYSTAL METHS, the more I feel the fire of revenge within me.
So, let me rant about it all the time now only to make myself fell good after that. Afterall, it is him who will die of kidney failure in the future... not anyone else...
AKIM IS FREE FROM IT! YEY!
Fuck, I should really sleep now, I just heard something freaky from outside my window! :-s
"Apa faedah kitak berkawan ngan geng dak Bob ngan Boy Sibu ya? Dah lah maen dadah." (What is the point of you being friends with Bob and Boy Sibu? They are drug addicts!)
AND
"Apa bagus glak si Aone maen dadah ya? Bukan ada hasel pun..." (Why does Aone do drugs? There isn't any benefits out of it...)
Yeah, right, Asshole... You are such a lying hypocrite. It is okay to handle a hypocrite but a LYING HYPOCRITE? That is NOT okay. Why does he make himself look superior and perfect when he, too, does drugs. Wait. ADDICT TO THOSE CRYSTAL METHS, too.
No wonder his eyes are always so yellow and lips are always so dry. He is an addict. He is a user. So, no wonder he needs money...
The other thing that makes me wonder is, why is he such a backstabber? He talks bad about his own friends behind their backs and yet he does the same thing he criticize them for doing!
And these are the friends who've covered for him! Mother fucker! I wish I could tell his family, who are blindly supporting him... HAHA! How I wish I could tell them their BELOVED SON/BROTHER/IN-LAW/STEPSON/COUSIN is a mother fucking junkie and laugh it out loud to their faces! HAHAHA! So that is where ALL HIS SO-CALLED LOTTERY MONEY went to! Huh! ASSHOLE!
Taking crystal meths via SYRINGE! Wow! How they do it? Well, they need water to dilute the crystals and fire (hence the candles). Then they inject it into their veins.
What makes me wonder is... why isn't that bastard skinny? But drugs don't effect the same way to everyone but the most obvious is his yellow eyes and dry lips.
I hope. ONE day. His secret will be revealed. Now, I know why he dreads going to the doctor. Haha! It is all in the blood stream. And hope his kidney will be damage and unrepairable.
So, if YOU don't believe me about this, if any of your friends or family even who are junkies, look at their arms and bring them for medical checkups :) The signs are all there :)
It pays to date an ex-drug lord/addict... I learn a lot of things. But I thank God that Akim doesn't do drugs anymore FOR MY SAKE and he's proven it :D Medical reports never lie. Recently, Akim went to clean his kidney... 91% clean from drugs. His drugs days are over..
Even Bob actually... he told me he wanted to change for the sake of Hazie... Aww... so sweet. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. People give the best for them but they don't appreciate.
I should be done now... I don't want to talk about that bastard anymore because SOME people would think he is NOT wrong when I know he is. Considering he is the one who wreck my livelihood. The more I think of what he did to me in the past relating to his addiction for CRYSTAL METHS, the more I feel the fire of revenge within me.
So, let me rant about it all the time now only to make myself fell good after that. Afterall, it is him who will die of kidney failure in the future... not anyone else...
AKIM IS FREE FROM IT! YEY!
Fuck, I should really sleep now, I just heard something freaky from outside my window! :-s
Monday, March 30, 2009
Story Time
A Bastard Will ALWAYS Be a Bastard.
She found out something today. She found out that he was a junkie. She wasn't all that surprised. She was glad she found out the same story from another person. When she was told about it the first time, she thought it was because people didn't like him so it was natural for someone to tell her, "Matt did drugs. In front of me..."
Even when Andrew told her, she knew the story came from the same friend who told her that Matt did drugs. Matt was not liked by anyone.Until when she chatted with an old friend, Edward who told her the same thing. Knowing that Edward weren't close friends to those who told her the same story, she felt satisfied. Just before that, she had faced a difficult situation with Matt's family. They were in denial of Matt's attitude. She let go since her good friend, Bryan helped out to settle their case. She felt cheated. Matt used all her money to obtain drugs and for his sluts.
She was glad with the news she got. She was glad that she had proof that he did drugs. That bastard! When she started out her relationship with Andrew (who is an ex-drug addict), Matt called her asking her, "Why should you get yourself involved with people like Bryan and Ben? They do drugs. Your current boyfriend is also an addict!" She conveniently answered him, "At least, Andrew is trying hard to stop doing drugs for my sake. What have you done besides sucking my bank account dry?" He kept quiet.
Just be recalling that memory, she chuckled and hope the consequences of Matt taking drugs and with his family history of heart attack or bad health, it will take his life.
Ran out of ideas. Hehe!
Even when Andrew told her, she knew the story came from the same friend who told her that Matt did drugs. Matt was not liked by anyone.Until when she chatted with an old friend, Edward who told her the same thing. Knowing that Edward weren't close friends to those who told her the same story, she felt satisfied. Just before that, she had faced a difficult situation with Matt's family. They were in denial of Matt's attitude. She let go since her good friend, Bryan helped out to settle their case. She felt cheated. Matt used all her money to obtain drugs and for his sluts.
She was glad with the news she got. She was glad that she had proof that he did drugs. That bastard! When she started out her relationship with Andrew (who is an ex-drug addict), Matt called her asking her, "Why should you get yourself involved with people like Bryan and Ben? They do drugs. Your current boyfriend is also an addict!" She conveniently answered him, "At least, Andrew is trying hard to stop doing drugs for my sake. What have you done besides sucking my bank account dry?" He kept quiet.
Just be recalling that memory, she chuckled and hope the consequences of Matt taking drugs and with his family history of heart attack or bad health, it will take his life.
Ran out of ideas. Hehe!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Today's Disappointment.
1. THE NEW YORK BLOCK AND NEW GENERATIONS OF MARIANS
-- I went to St. Mary's (for a visit and for the Food and Fun Fair) and I saw something I hated. GIRLS BEHAVING like... wh0res around boys. GOOD GOD. Are those girls or...? OH MY GOD. Unrefined! I was shocked. Even Akim was rather annoyed at them. He may had not been an EX THOMIAN but his first impression of the Marians are off. He finds them too available. Haha. Poor guy. Cultural shock. HEY! Despite me being an EX MARIAN myself, I was cultural shocked, too. There was one girl. OH MY GOD. So bloody rude. Saw two people standing in line, she cut in front of them and that two people happened to be Akim and I. About the New York Block. SHOOT! There was NO NOSTALGIC feeling to me being in St. Mary's. EVERYTHING is different. I miss stomping like a stampede of elephants on the wooden York Block. Haha! I miss everything about the OLD YORK BLOCK. They should retained. But did they? NO! >:( F**K!
2. EARTH HOUR AWARENESS
-- Our people don't seem to f**king care about GLOBAL WARMING. By switching off the damn lights, you cool the Earth down, numbnuts! I think, in my neighbourhood, my house was the only house in darkness. Why can't people be more aware of Nature? Hello? We are only BORROWING the Earth. The Earth is getting jaded.. people don't seem to understand that. It is almost sickening. Owh well. HUMANS are just too selfish~!!
-- I went to St. Mary's (for a visit and for the Food and Fun Fair) and I saw something I hated. GIRLS BEHAVING like... wh0res around boys. GOOD GOD. Are those girls or...? OH MY GOD. Unrefined! I was shocked. Even Akim was rather annoyed at them. He may had not been an EX THOMIAN but his first impression of the Marians are off. He finds them too available. Haha. Poor guy. Cultural shock. HEY! Despite me being an EX MARIAN myself, I was cultural shocked, too. There was one girl. OH MY GOD. So bloody rude. Saw two people standing in line, she cut in front of them and that two people happened to be Akim and I. About the New York Block. SHOOT! There was NO NOSTALGIC feeling to me being in St. Mary's. EVERYTHING is different. I miss stomping like a stampede of elephants on the wooden York Block. Haha! I miss everything about the OLD YORK BLOCK. They should retained. But did they? NO! >:( F**K!
2. EARTH HOUR AWARENESS
-- Our people don't seem to f**king care about GLOBAL WARMING. By switching off the damn lights, you cool the Earth down, numbnuts! I think, in my neighbourhood, my house was the only house in darkness. Why can't people be more aware of Nature? Hello? We are only BORROWING the Earth. The Earth is getting jaded.. people don't seem to understand that. It is almost sickening. Owh well. HUMANS are just too selfish~!!
Friday, March 27, 2009
(STUPID) Flash Backs II
Another one. I was having dinner at the Sarawak Club today and I noticed some WOMEN chooping with their mouth wide enough for a Mexican cockroach to crawl in! *pukes*
In the past, I was LAUGHED at for eating with my mouth closed shut!
How insane is that?
I find it RUDE to eat with your mouth opened.
Owh well. Hope they choke on a fly or something.
In the past, I was LAUGHED at for eating with my mouth closed shut!
How insane is that?
I find it RUDE to eat with your mouth opened.
Owh well. Hope they choke on a fly or something.
(STUPID) Flash Backs
I don't know why this issue have been lingering in my mind. In the past, I was surrounded by narrow-minded freaks.
Have you ever come across such a statement?
"If you call your mother, Mummy... it will be a sin for you and your mother? You will both go to Hell? Start calling your mother, MAK." (*mak is the Malay word for Mom)
So, what are you trying to imply here? All the prophets including Prophet Muhammad, himself, won't end up in Heaven for calling his mother, UMI? (*umi is the Arab word for Mom)
At least, by calling our mother, Mother (in any language, dialect or way EXCLUDING calling her by her name) is wonderful.
So, despite me being multi-cultural, I am filled with sins?
Gosh. Some people. They think they are superior not knowing of their NARROW-MINDEDNESS!
Owh well, I wish them all the best! :) See how far can they live in this world where multi-racial culturalness is concerned.
OWH, IT OCCURED TO ME, TOO. So, it is okay to do BLACK MAGIC then...? Rather than calling my mum, Mummy...?
Let's ponder.
Have you ever come across such a statement?
"If you call your mother, Mummy... it will be a sin for you and your mother? You will both go to Hell? Start calling your mother, MAK." (*mak is the Malay word for Mom)
So, what are you trying to imply here? All the prophets including Prophet Muhammad, himself, won't end up in Heaven for calling his mother, UMI? (*umi is the Arab word for Mom)
At least, by calling our mother, Mother (in any language, dialect or way EXCLUDING calling her by her name) is wonderful.
So, despite me being multi-cultural, I am filled with sins?
Gosh. Some people. They think they are superior not knowing of their NARROW-MINDEDNESS!
Owh well, I wish them all the best! :) See how far can they live in this world where multi-racial culturalness is concerned.
OWH, IT OCCURED TO ME, TOO. So, it is okay to do BLACK MAGIC then...? Rather than calling my mum, Mummy...?
Let's ponder.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice
I was watching it last night. It was awesome. Noah Wyle did a good job (like he did in the first two Librarian movie)
The setting is in New Orleans and it is about vampires. Here is the synopsis.
Glenn Estate Auction in London. Flynn primps in his tux and struts with a reasonable degree of suaveness. Until he takes a sip of champagne and spits it everywhere. He checks with Charlene over the phone. He's supposed to keep someone from getting a Ming vase -- without going over budget. He gets a call from an angry and increasingly drunk girl, Katie. Mid-auction he gives her another excuse and she says he's given 100. He repeats that and has suddenly bid higher. Charlene calls on the other line, watching the numbers escalate online, asking if he's trying to bankrupt them. A series of twitches, outbursts and accidental bids later and, in an effort to get quickly to Katie waiting in the bar, Flynn jumps all the way to 1 million pounds. Charlene hyperventilates and Flynn gets the vase. The auctioneer congratulates him on appreciating fine art. Flynn picks up the vase and promptly drops it. He picks up the Philosopher's Stone from the shards. It can turn anything it touches into gold, like arm of the other bidder's henchman. Golden fist and others come after Flynn for the stone and a sword fight ensues. They stop to admire the art mid-fight and Flynn checks his watch and goes on to win.
But at the bar, he's too late. Katie has left for the airport.
Somewhere in the Carpathian mountain range some Russian goons rappel into a castle. They find the tomb they're looking for.
Flynn returns to the Library, where Charlene is on the phone, trying to explain that Flynn wasn't authorized to make that high a bid. She starts in on him, but he doesn't want to hear it. And he's ruined his tux. It's a rental.
She takes him to the large collections annex, which goes on forever. The library is as big as they need it to be. It's holding Noah's Arc and Judson is testing the Fountain of Youth. They have another job for him, translating a manuscript, and Excaliber wants to do their weekly sword training.
Flynn goes a little cuckoo, complaining that he has no life and his best friend in a sword. Since he's been working there, he hasn't been in a relationship with a woman that lasted more than six months. Judson tells him to just think of himself as a celibate monk. That doesn't help. They think maybe he should take a vacation.
University of Bucharest, a professor lectures about Vlad the Impaler. Cheery stuff. After the lecture he's approached by a man named Sergei Kubichek, who recently resigned as security minister for the Russian government. They tell the professor they found a body -- Dracula's body. Professor Lazlo says it's a hoax, he's searched for it his entire life. He looks at one of the scrolls they brought and recognizes the Judas Chalice.
Charlene shows up at Flynn's house. Her combination speed dating-wine tasting was two streets down. She seems to have enjoyed at least half of it. He's playing on-line poker in his pajamas. She tries to get him to leave town and suggests locations, like New Orleans. But he's worried New Orleans will dump him, that he'll get his hopes up and be disappointed. She tells him to follow his dream and see where it leads him. She stumbles out (she's biking).
Flynn dreams he's in a strange bed, envisioning an ethereal woman reaching for him and a man on a horse statue whinnying at him. When he wakes up, he's napping on a brochure of New Orleans. He decides to follow his dream.
He arrives there in a seersucker suit, red bow tie and straw hat, Orville Reddenbacher's long lost son. He's picked up by Andre the cab driver, who tells him he knows where to find everything. He asks to go to the museum.
(New Orleans montage of floats, crawfish, Bourbon Street, street musicians.)
Flynn leaves his hotel at night, and sees couples everywhere he goes. He follows the sound of music and a woman singing to a big castle-like building.
The professor and Sergei wait outside the old monastery, a church turned into a nightclub -- the very one where Flynn has just heard the siren sing. He walks up to the singer after and tries to talk to her. He tells her she's the woman he's been dreaming about. She agrees that it sounds like a bad pick-up line, but she wants to go somewhere more private when she sees Sergei and the goons come in. They rush into a connected church with candles lit all over the altar. He recognizes it as an echo chamber, if you stand in the right spot one voice will sound like a chorus.
She unties a key that was wrapped around her thigh and Flynn sputters. Then she tells him "it's OK, Librarian, you can drop the act" as she goes to unlock a small door on the altar. She says she called him in his dreams. The Librarian is the only one who can protect the chalice. She puts something in his hand and the goons burst in. He distracts them until she's standing in the right spot and he calls for a high C. The note shatters the glass and gives them a chance to escape.
Simone and Flynn race upstairs as the goons chase, shooting after them. They reach the top and with nowhere to go but to another rooftop, Flynn tells her not to be nervous, but they'll need to....never mind. She jump/floats safely to the other building. He does some computations and hurls himself, not quite making it all the way. She hauls him up. The goons stop short at the open window. Back downstairs they report to a disappointed boss Sergei, with Professor Lazlo supervising. He notices an impression of the marker in the altar candle wax.
Flynn and Simone stroll away safely as she tells him to embrace his destiny. She suggests they start with a drink.
They stroll, eat food from a cart and swill drinks from enormous plastic cups (passing a street trombone player, director Jonathan Frakes. What up, Riker?). Flynn stops to ask her if she's with someone. When she says no, he kisses her. Awkward silence ensues until she suggests they not say good-night and rowdy foreplay follows back up in his room. It leads where those things do.
Back in henchman HQ, they try to translate the wax. Standing guard, one goon is attacked by something growling and unseen in the night.
Flynn wakes up alone, with a red rose and the marker, which says something about a chalice. Flynn goes to a barbershop where Judson appears as a blues guitarist and customer. He wants to know about the marker. It has a riddle and a name on it which seems to indicate the Judas Chalice -- made from the 30 pieces of silver given to Judas to betray Jesus. And, also, it's said to resurrect vampires. Judas hanged himself and might be the first vampire. That explains vampire's aversion to silver and holy water.
Judson tells Flynn someone stole Dracula's coffin. The chalice also grants super powers to vampires. Romania was a French territory in the 1800s so they sent it far far away, to New Orleans, also a French territory. So the chalice might be there.
Flynn gets the cabbie to take him to a cemetery to see Marie Le Veux, mentioned on the marker. He thinks something's hidden in her tomb. It's got a huge scary carved head on it. He puts the piece of silver in its mouth, as directed in the riddle, and the face pops out. He takes what's inside, walks around the corner and is grabbed by the goons.
Back at their spooky house HQ, Flynn meets Sergei. He wants to create an army of unkillable soldiers, led by Dracula, to rebuild Russia. When Flynn says they need him to translate what he found so they can't kill him, they bring out Lazlo. Flynn, knowing and admiring Lazlo's knowledge, admits he's expendable. Sergei notices four or five of his goons have disappeared. They ply Flynn with hallucinogenic poison, but he unties his bonds and escapes. He finds Lazlo and they co-decode what looks like a coin as Flynn's trip kicks in. Flynn notices the coin is oxidizing, which means it's not silver. He rubs it, it's glass. A lens. He holds it to a candle and it casts a map, directing them to a ship in a bay. Lazlo, whose legs are in braces and who uses crutches, says he can't run to escape and tells Flynn to leave without him. He doesn't mention he's there of his own free will.
Flynn experiences what is possibly the millionth drug-induced stroll through New Orleans. The goons find him in a deserted warehouse and prepare to fire. A light appears overhead. It's Simone, then it's a puff of wispy light, then it's Simone again. She leaps across the room too fast to be seen, taking out goons and, at the last minute, jumping in front of Flynn to take a bullet meant for him. She's hit. Flynn shoots open a gas line and ignites it to escape, carrying her with him.
He sobs over her, begging her not to die because of him. She opens her eyes and sits up. Unharmed. He passes out.
He wakes up in an opulent room. She tells him he didn't see her die -- she was already dead. A vampire. He checks for holes on his neck and finds none. (She doesn't kill for food, she has a freezer full of blood.) She's 403 years old. "Well, I've dated older women before, but dead is new for me," he says. She was born in Paris. She was in love with Francois, a teacher at the university. They became engaged. She was an opera singer of the royal court by age 25. Then she died, made undead by a vampire. She never saw Francois again (in flashback we see he's Flynn with a beard). She tried to kill the vampire who made her for 200 years. She followed the trail to the monastery to protect the marker because she didn't want vampires taking over. Then she appeared in his dream, asking for help. All vampires know about the Library.
She shows him a painting of the Scholar, the greatest Librarian of all. His name translates to Judson. It's nearly daybreak. Flynn knows where the chalice is, in a bay. But she can't drive in the daylight. Flynn calls cabbie Andre to call his cousin with a boat to travel up the swamp. They'll camp in the cabin to avoid sunlight.
They arrive at nightfall, but have to paddle the rest of the way because the water's too shallow. They ignore a warning sign. They come upon a shipwrecked boat, Pirate Jean LaFitte's ship. Simone used to party on it. Flynn has a couple of vampire questions. They can die by beheading and with a stake through the heart, but only with aspen, the tree Judas hanged himself from.
They find Lafitte's skeleton, guarding his treasure. It sealed with a riddle, which they quickly figure out. They find the chalice inside. Simone starts growling, fangs out, eyes beady. It's like catnip for her. They're about to leave when Sergei and his goons arrive. Simone recognizes Lazlo, and lunges for him, and Flynn realizes his betrayal. Sergei keeps Simone at bay with a cross. Sergei tells them he plans to resurrect Vlad the next day. He locks them in the cabin, betting that she'll need to feed soon.
Flynn gets MacGyver, Librarian style. He rigs an explosion to power a canon through the door. It works, busting through and freeing them.
Back at the dock, they find Andre in pain. He's been hit from behind. As Flynn tends him Simone gets on the boat...and takes off, apologizing to him. Flynn and Andre set out on foot. They hitch a ride with another of Andre's cousins who tells them the boat is back safe on the dock.
Flynn tries to determine which plantation house the Russians are staying in, relying on clues in his photographic memory.
Flynn finds the house, about twenty feet behind Simone. He says she betrayed him, but she says she left him at the dock to protect him. They are interrupted by the goons, who tell them, "honestly, were not this good, you two kind of suck at sneaking around."
Sergei opens Vlad's coffin. Lazlo tells him next they have to poor blood into the chalice and pour it on him at the stroke of midnight. They slice Flynn's hand, and drip the blood into the chalice. It blood bubbles and a creepy wind blows. The music swells, Sergei shouts lofty things and ceremoniously pours the blood on the bones. Where it splats and nothing happens.
In the corner with the chalice, Lazlo chuckles. Then he swigs from the cup, growing tall and powerful. His leg braces spring off and Simone tells Flynn that's who she was protecting him from. He's the one who made her. Lazlo takes a bite of Sergei and feeds. He's soon joined by the missing men, turned into vampires. He tells them to call him Vlad. The body in the coffin was some peasant. He lived among humans for years until he caught cholera during the pandemic in the 1800s and was crippled. He wanted the chalice for a cure. Vlad says he'll summon his children and plunge the world into darkness. He offers it to Simone, who contemplates lustily. Then she spits her answer. The vampires attack. Flynn shoots the chandelier, blinding the vampires, and they escape. Outside, Flynn tries to intimidate Vlad, talking tough as he picks up two fence slats for protection. Inside, Simone fights vampires but, at the suggestion of a still-human goon, she goes outside to help Flynn. Just in time, because Vlad has him by the neck. Simone attacks Vlad and they are caught up in a whirl, midair. He drops the chalice. Inside, the now-redeemed goon grapples with Sergei and, near being bitten, he takes out a grenade and blows them both up, for Russia.
As Vlad gets the better of Simone, Flynn runs through the forest and into a tree. The right kind of tree. He confronts Vlad, commanding him to leave Simone alone. Flynn shows him he has the chalice, and therefore controls Vlad. Vlad, advancing, explains to the "stupid boy" that that's not how it works. Distracted, Vlad grabs for the chalice in Flynn's left hand. "Wrong hand," Flynn tells Vlad as he drives a tree branch stake through his heart. From aspen tree, the one that killed the original vampire, Judas Iscariot. Vlad bursts into flames as the faces of ghouls and spooks whoosh out. Then, poof, he's gone.
Simone comes over, smiling.
Flynn asks her to come to New York with him. He could show her the Library since she already knows about it. But she says now that he's killed the one that made her, she can be at peace. Basically, sorry, I dig you, but it's time for me to die. Flynn protests, saying there's a way they could be together. He tentatively offers up his neck. She leans in, but then only kisses him gently. She tells him he has to fulfill his destiny, as she fulfilled hers. She tells him there's one thing he could do: Watch the sunrise with her.
They sit on a bench, holding hands, as the sun rises over the water. She tells him she loved him, for a little while. They say good-bye and kiss. She slowly starts to blow away, like golden ash lifted by the wind. He's left with only her ring and the sound of her song in his head.
Back at the Library, he returns the chalice to Charlene, along with the marker. He tells her it says, "Follow your dream." His led him home.
He gives Judson the chalice. He says he'll be staying with the Library. He says he know who Judson is, that's he's over 2,000 years old. And that the Library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil. Judson acknowledges there is a larger battle, and that Flynn and Library will play a larger role. As far as him being 2,000 years old...that's just insulting.
What I love most about this movie is... they retained the idea of vampires. How they cannot stand silver or can be killed with the aspen tree wood. UNLIKE SOMEONE'S BORING STEREOTYPE VAMPIRES! (yes, I am still sore about it)
The setting is in New Orleans and it is about vampires. Here is the synopsis.
Glenn Estate Auction in London. Flynn primps in his tux and struts with a reasonable degree of suaveness. Until he takes a sip of champagne and spits it everywhere. He checks with Charlene over the phone. He's supposed to keep someone from getting a Ming vase -- without going over budget. He gets a call from an angry and increasingly drunk girl, Katie. Mid-auction he gives her another excuse and she says he's given 100. He repeats that and has suddenly bid higher. Charlene calls on the other line, watching the numbers escalate online, asking if he's trying to bankrupt them. A series of twitches, outbursts and accidental bids later and, in an effort to get quickly to Katie waiting in the bar, Flynn jumps all the way to 1 million pounds. Charlene hyperventilates and Flynn gets the vase. The auctioneer congratulates him on appreciating fine art. Flynn picks up the vase and promptly drops it. He picks up the Philosopher's Stone from the shards. It can turn anything it touches into gold, like arm of the other bidder's henchman. Golden fist and others come after Flynn for the stone and a sword fight ensues. They stop to admire the art mid-fight and Flynn checks his watch and goes on to win.
But at the bar, he's too late. Katie has left for the airport.
Somewhere in the Carpathian mountain range some Russian goons rappel into a castle. They find the tomb they're looking for.
Flynn returns to the Library, where Charlene is on the phone, trying to explain that Flynn wasn't authorized to make that high a bid. She starts in on him, but he doesn't want to hear it. And he's ruined his tux. It's a rental.
She takes him to the large collections annex, which goes on forever. The library is as big as they need it to be. It's holding Noah's Arc and Judson is testing the Fountain of Youth. They have another job for him, translating a manuscript, and Excaliber wants to do their weekly sword training.
Flynn goes a little cuckoo, complaining that he has no life and his best friend in a sword. Since he's been working there, he hasn't been in a relationship with a woman that lasted more than six months. Judson tells him to just think of himself as a celibate monk. That doesn't help. They think maybe he should take a vacation.
University of Bucharest, a professor lectures about Vlad the Impaler. Cheery stuff. After the lecture he's approached by a man named Sergei Kubichek, who recently resigned as security minister for the Russian government. They tell the professor they found a body -- Dracula's body. Professor Lazlo says it's a hoax, he's searched for it his entire life. He looks at one of the scrolls they brought and recognizes the Judas Chalice.
Charlene shows up at Flynn's house. Her combination speed dating-wine tasting was two streets down. She seems to have enjoyed at least half of it. He's playing on-line poker in his pajamas. She tries to get him to leave town and suggests locations, like New Orleans. But he's worried New Orleans will dump him, that he'll get his hopes up and be disappointed. She tells him to follow his dream and see where it leads him. She stumbles out (she's biking).
Flynn dreams he's in a strange bed, envisioning an ethereal woman reaching for him and a man on a horse statue whinnying at him. When he wakes up, he's napping on a brochure of New Orleans. He decides to follow his dream.
He arrives there in a seersucker suit, red bow tie and straw hat, Orville Reddenbacher's long lost son. He's picked up by Andre the cab driver, who tells him he knows where to find everything. He asks to go to the museum.
(New Orleans montage of floats, crawfish, Bourbon Street, street musicians.)
Flynn leaves his hotel at night, and sees couples everywhere he goes. He follows the sound of music and a woman singing to a big castle-like building.
The professor and Sergei wait outside the old monastery, a church turned into a nightclub -- the very one where Flynn has just heard the siren sing. He walks up to the singer after and tries to talk to her. He tells her she's the woman he's been dreaming about. She agrees that it sounds like a bad pick-up line, but she wants to go somewhere more private when she sees Sergei and the goons come in. They rush into a connected church with candles lit all over the altar. He recognizes it as an echo chamber, if you stand in the right spot one voice will sound like a chorus.
She unties a key that was wrapped around her thigh and Flynn sputters. Then she tells him "it's OK, Librarian, you can drop the act" as she goes to unlock a small door on the altar. She says she called him in his dreams. The Librarian is the only one who can protect the chalice. She puts something in his hand and the goons burst in. He distracts them until she's standing in the right spot and he calls for a high C. The note shatters the glass and gives them a chance to escape.
Simone and Flynn race upstairs as the goons chase, shooting after them. They reach the top and with nowhere to go but to another rooftop, Flynn tells her not to be nervous, but they'll need to....never mind. She jump/floats safely to the other building. He does some computations and hurls himself, not quite making it all the way. She hauls him up. The goons stop short at the open window. Back downstairs they report to a disappointed boss Sergei, with Professor Lazlo supervising. He notices an impression of the marker in the altar candle wax.
Flynn and Simone stroll away safely as she tells him to embrace his destiny. She suggests they start with a drink.
They stroll, eat food from a cart and swill drinks from enormous plastic cups (passing a street trombone player, director Jonathan Frakes. What up, Riker?). Flynn stops to ask her if she's with someone. When she says no, he kisses her. Awkward silence ensues until she suggests they not say good-night and rowdy foreplay follows back up in his room. It leads where those things do.
Back in henchman HQ, they try to translate the wax. Standing guard, one goon is attacked by something growling and unseen in the night.
Flynn wakes up alone, with a red rose and the marker, which says something about a chalice. Flynn goes to a barbershop where Judson appears as a blues guitarist and customer. He wants to know about the marker. It has a riddle and a name on it which seems to indicate the Judas Chalice -- made from the 30 pieces of silver given to Judas to betray Jesus. And, also, it's said to resurrect vampires. Judas hanged himself and might be the first vampire. That explains vampire's aversion to silver and holy water.
Judson tells Flynn someone stole Dracula's coffin. The chalice also grants super powers to vampires. Romania was a French territory in the 1800s so they sent it far far away, to New Orleans, also a French territory. So the chalice might be there.
Flynn gets the cabbie to take him to a cemetery to see Marie Le Veux, mentioned on the marker. He thinks something's hidden in her tomb. It's got a huge scary carved head on it. He puts the piece of silver in its mouth, as directed in the riddle, and the face pops out. He takes what's inside, walks around the corner and is grabbed by the goons.
Back at their spooky house HQ, Flynn meets Sergei. He wants to create an army of unkillable soldiers, led by Dracula, to rebuild Russia. When Flynn says they need him to translate what he found so they can't kill him, they bring out Lazlo. Flynn, knowing and admiring Lazlo's knowledge, admits he's expendable. Sergei notices four or five of his goons have disappeared. They ply Flynn with hallucinogenic poison, but he unties his bonds and escapes. He finds Lazlo and they co-decode what looks like a coin as Flynn's trip kicks in. Flynn notices the coin is oxidizing, which means it's not silver. He rubs it, it's glass. A lens. He holds it to a candle and it casts a map, directing them to a ship in a bay. Lazlo, whose legs are in braces and who uses crutches, says he can't run to escape and tells Flynn to leave without him. He doesn't mention he's there of his own free will.
Flynn experiences what is possibly the millionth drug-induced stroll through New Orleans. The goons find him in a deserted warehouse and prepare to fire. A light appears overhead. It's Simone, then it's a puff of wispy light, then it's Simone again. She leaps across the room too fast to be seen, taking out goons and, at the last minute, jumping in front of Flynn to take a bullet meant for him. She's hit. Flynn shoots open a gas line and ignites it to escape, carrying her with him.
He sobs over her, begging her not to die because of him. She opens her eyes and sits up. Unharmed. He passes out.
He wakes up in an opulent room. She tells him he didn't see her die -- she was already dead. A vampire. He checks for holes on his neck and finds none. (She doesn't kill for food, she has a freezer full of blood.) She's 403 years old. "Well, I've dated older women before, but dead is new for me," he says. She was born in Paris. She was in love with Francois, a teacher at the university. They became engaged. She was an opera singer of the royal court by age 25. Then she died, made undead by a vampire. She never saw Francois again (in flashback we see he's Flynn with a beard). She tried to kill the vampire who made her for 200 years. She followed the trail to the monastery to protect the marker because she didn't want vampires taking over. Then she appeared in his dream, asking for help. All vampires know about the Library.
She shows him a painting of the Scholar, the greatest Librarian of all. His name translates to Judson. It's nearly daybreak. Flynn knows where the chalice is, in a bay. But she can't drive in the daylight. Flynn calls cabbie Andre to call his cousin with a boat to travel up the swamp. They'll camp in the cabin to avoid sunlight.
They arrive at nightfall, but have to paddle the rest of the way because the water's too shallow. They ignore a warning sign. They come upon a shipwrecked boat, Pirate Jean LaFitte's ship. Simone used to party on it. Flynn has a couple of vampire questions. They can die by beheading and with a stake through the heart, but only with aspen, the tree Judas hanged himself from.
They find Lafitte's skeleton, guarding his treasure. It sealed with a riddle, which they quickly figure out. They find the chalice inside. Simone starts growling, fangs out, eyes beady. It's like catnip for her. They're about to leave when Sergei and his goons arrive. Simone recognizes Lazlo, and lunges for him, and Flynn realizes his betrayal. Sergei keeps Simone at bay with a cross. Sergei tells them he plans to resurrect Vlad the next day. He locks them in the cabin, betting that she'll need to feed soon.
Flynn gets MacGyver, Librarian style. He rigs an explosion to power a canon through the door. It works, busting through and freeing them.
Back at the dock, they find Andre in pain. He's been hit from behind. As Flynn tends him Simone gets on the boat...and takes off, apologizing to him. Flynn and Andre set out on foot. They hitch a ride with another of Andre's cousins who tells them the boat is back safe on the dock.
Flynn tries to determine which plantation house the Russians are staying in, relying on clues in his photographic memory.
Flynn finds the house, about twenty feet behind Simone. He says she betrayed him, but she says she left him at the dock to protect him. They are interrupted by the goons, who tell them, "honestly, were not this good, you two kind of suck at sneaking around."
Sergei opens Vlad's coffin. Lazlo tells him next they have to poor blood into the chalice and pour it on him at the stroke of midnight. They slice Flynn's hand, and drip the blood into the chalice. It blood bubbles and a creepy wind blows. The music swells, Sergei shouts lofty things and ceremoniously pours the blood on the bones. Where it splats and nothing happens.
In the corner with the chalice, Lazlo chuckles. Then he swigs from the cup, growing tall and powerful. His leg braces spring off and Simone tells Flynn that's who she was protecting him from. He's the one who made her. Lazlo takes a bite of Sergei and feeds. He's soon joined by the missing men, turned into vampires. He tells them to call him Vlad. The body in the coffin was some peasant. He lived among humans for years until he caught cholera during the pandemic in the 1800s and was crippled. He wanted the chalice for a cure. Vlad says he'll summon his children and plunge the world into darkness. He offers it to Simone, who contemplates lustily. Then she spits her answer. The vampires attack. Flynn shoots the chandelier, blinding the vampires, and they escape. Outside, Flynn tries to intimidate Vlad, talking tough as he picks up two fence slats for protection. Inside, Simone fights vampires but, at the suggestion of a still-human goon, she goes outside to help Flynn. Just in time, because Vlad has him by the neck. Simone attacks Vlad and they are caught up in a whirl, midair. He drops the chalice. Inside, the now-redeemed goon grapples with Sergei and, near being bitten, he takes out a grenade and blows them both up, for Russia.
As Vlad gets the better of Simone, Flynn runs through the forest and into a tree. The right kind of tree. He confronts Vlad, commanding him to leave Simone alone. Flynn shows him he has the chalice, and therefore controls Vlad. Vlad, advancing, explains to the "stupid boy" that that's not how it works. Distracted, Vlad grabs for the chalice in Flynn's left hand. "Wrong hand," Flynn tells Vlad as he drives a tree branch stake through his heart. From aspen tree, the one that killed the original vampire, Judas Iscariot. Vlad bursts into flames as the faces of ghouls and spooks whoosh out. Then, poof, he's gone.
Simone comes over, smiling.
Flynn asks her to come to New York with him. He could show her the Library since she already knows about it. But she says now that he's killed the one that made her, she can be at peace. Basically, sorry, I dig you, but it's time for me to die. Flynn protests, saying there's a way they could be together. He tentatively offers up his neck. She leans in, but then only kisses him gently. She tells him he has to fulfill his destiny, as she fulfilled hers. She tells him there's one thing he could do: Watch the sunrise with her.
They sit on a bench, holding hands, as the sun rises over the water. She tells him she loved him, for a little while. They say good-bye and kiss. She slowly starts to blow away, like golden ash lifted by the wind. He's left with only her ring and the sound of her song in his head.
Back at the Library, he returns the chalice to Charlene, along with the marker. He tells her it says, "Follow your dream." His led him home.
He gives Judson the chalice. He says he'll be staying with the Library. He says he know who Judson is, that's he's over 2,000 years old. And that the Library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil. Judson acknowledges there is a larger battle, and that Flynn and Library will play a larger role. As far as him being 2,000 years old...that's just insulting.
What I love most about this movie is... they retained the idea of vampires. How they cannot stand silver or can be killed with the aspen tree wood. UNLIKE SOMEONE'S BORING STEREOTYPE VAMPIRES! (yes, I am still sore about it)
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Thoughts
I had an interesting conversation with Akim this evening and apparently, Kuching is smaller than I expected.
At the same time, now I know that SOMEONE is actually not as tough as he claims to be. He is a bloody coward! Ah! Why should I bother? He was a liar and a coward! Poor dick. *laughs hysterically*
Anyway. Let me sail on without thinking about that bum!
I think. I have nothing much to say but then, there is something I want to add in here. I didn't know Freddie Mercury was ASIAN and I thought he was homosexual but he was actually bisexual.
But, no matter what, he was a brilliant artist! :D
Anyone who thinks Queen sucks, need a life! Anyone who claim so better not like We Will Rock You or We Are The Champion... I will make sure they will regret telling me they hate Queen. SERIOUSLY!
I wish I was in K.L - staying in the Concorde or Istana Hotel... EXTREMELY FAST INTERNET CONNECTION. Considering they are using T1.
Owh well. Stop here now.
At the same time, now I know that SOMEONE is actually not as tough as he claims to be. He is a bloody coward! Ah! Why should I bother? He was a liar and a coward! Poor dick. *laughs hysterically*
Anyway. Let me sail on without thinking about that bum!
I think. I have nothing much to say but then, there is something I want to add in here. I didn't know Freddie Mercury was ASIAN and I thought he was homosexual but he was actually bisexual.
But, no matter what, he was a brilliant artist! :D
QUEEN ROCKS!
Anyone who thinks Queen sucks, need a life! Anyone who claim so better not like We Will Rock You or We Are The Champion... I will make sure they will regret telling me they hate Queen. SERIOUSLY!
I wish I was in K.L - staying in the Concorde or Istana Hotel... EXTREMELY FAST INTERNET CONNECTION. Considering they are using T1.
Owh well. Stop here now.
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